He asked me if I "almost moaned"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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