Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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