Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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