my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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