Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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