Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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