Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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