how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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