I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Randomize
