you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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