I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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