can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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