i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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