even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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