my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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