Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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