it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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