Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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