marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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