apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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