We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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