am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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