It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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