i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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