I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Bring me that man meat
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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