My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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