'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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