The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
third nipple confirmed
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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