physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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