Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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