I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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