We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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