I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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