How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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