I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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