if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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