She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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