so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
do nipples grow back?
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