when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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