it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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