I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
