just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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