Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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