Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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