lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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