if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
grandma shit on top of the toilet
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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