Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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