girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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