Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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