This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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