This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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