my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
wow bdsm is so cute
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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