so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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