is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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