No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
